Friday, August 28, 2009

Vernal and Bernie--make love not war

Reading between the lines, I pick up some tension between Vernal and Bernie. In their enthusiasm to malign each other, they have sunk to taking swipes at me, each claiming to have met me through unsavory connections having to do with sex in public toilets, cross dressing, and online dating. I have never done any of those things, and I have only cross-dressed paper dolls. Some of my best friends once were transvestites, drag kings, and cross dressers, it's true. After all, some of my best friends are undercover cops. But, in the name of world peace, I would like to see Vernal and Bernie kiss and make up on the Divestiture Tour. This event will be recorded and posted on the blog and on youtube. Now, I'd like to hear from each of you that you are willing to make peace.
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  1. BernieAugust 30, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    To move on from this hurtful and embarrassing interchange with Vernal, she(?) needs to make the first move. But, candidly, I’m terrified of her. I believe Vernal is deeply disturbed and is in need of immediate incarceration in a local Davenport mental health facility. During Vernal's captivity, Sandy could swoop into her home and get more good stuff for the divestiture tour. We'll all be winners!

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  2. Sandy QuinnAugust 30, 2009 at 10:25 PM

    Davenport has no mental health facilities. Wise suggestions otherwise. Except for my stealing.

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